I am getting there a lot lately but this time its pretty bad.Its called PMS,however the P stands in my situation as POST not PRE.
Anyways,what that means is:
I hate everyone and everything,mostly myself.
I'll be annoyed by anything or anyone,mostly myself.
I will not laugh about stupid jokes but will consider mass-murder instead.
I have no tolerance whats-o-ever for stupidity,politics,religion or assholes.
Any kind of stupid comment as in : "go get some help","see a doc and have him give you meds","you need to see a shrink because you might be bi-polar" will only land you on my red list for later purposes.
There is no need for anyone to be "worried" about me,I'll be fine.I am German and I can handle that Nazi in my head.
Should you feel the need to offer me help,just send me some chocolate.
Anyone who should decide to call me before noon or dare to come to my door and ring the door bell......you'll die.
If you are a telemarketer,GO TO HELL.
If you are the mail man......idiot.....thats what the mail box is for you moron!
If you are under 4 feet and part of the "little people" terrorist organisation.....HIDE.
Cousins and friends:BACK OFF,I'll deal with you later.
Neighbors: I am leaving my paper on the driveway for a reason,which in turn is none of your damn business.
Officer:go get a fraggin' donut and leave me alone.Go tell my neighbors that the curtains are drawn because THEY won't leave me alone and NOT because I died a week ago!
Anyways,what I was trying to say here was:
I hope everyone has a NICE week,because I WON'T!
Thanks for the warning Baby! ;-)
Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2004 01:04 PMI never warn Scott. Then again, when I'm hormonal, I don't necessarily believe he deserves to be warned, either.
Posted by: Tiffany at August 30, 2004 05:31 PMWould a hershey's dark chocolate kiss help? Anything else and your husband might have a new rear view mirror decoration.
^_^
Oh, right, no silly jokes, sorry. Glad i don't live in Georgia.
Hey, i heard this today ;-)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Posted by: Jokes Page! at September 29, 2004 05:38 AM