Really they ALL crack me up on a daily bases,making me hurt (from laughing).
Jimmy:"I am sick"
Jim:"You are?"
Jimmy:"I am hot"
Jim:"OK"
Jimmy:"I am cold"
Jim:"Really?"
Jimmy (who went and grabbed his Piggy):"Bite Bite!!" (While running after Jim,pretending Piggy will bite).
You just tell me now how you get from sick,hot,cold to BITE!
Then at dinner time this:
Jason:"Daddy,please may I have a bite of your sausage?"
Jim:"No,last time I gave you a bite of off my sausage you looked at me and said it was nasty...."
Now folks.....am I the ONLY ONE with my mind in the gutter at that point?!?!
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About some stupid breakfast cereal:
Jeremy:"You HAVE to buy me this because they said on TV that its healthy!"
Me:"That crap is nasty and I am not buying it for you.Its NOT healthy is SUGAR and SUGAR only!"
Jeremy:"You always say that!You just don't want us to have it!"
Me:"Its crap....show me one good thing about it and I'll buy it for ya!"
Jeremy:"Well,its part of a good,healthy breakfast.So I NEED it!"
I hate TV....
Commercials should be rated R so my V-chip can block them out.....
This also the same child who calles his Dad fat whenever Dad is eating anything with sugar and the teacher in pre-K said sugar is bad for you!