April 29, 2005
For the wedding
For the wedding we have to go to in May (in freaking SPOKANE,WA......but thats a different cookie)
I spend exactly 30 Bucks per child.Now be honest....aren't these guys freaking HANDSOME???
Sorry,parents of America.Three more heart breakers for the female population are on their way!
Hump Day
What is it with Wednesday being "Hump Day"?Seems like every Wednesday me and my neighbor team up to get wasted.Well,maybe not wasted but intoxicated to a certain extend.And if Hump Day is spoiled by any kind of weather or other nasty things,we HAVE to go for the next day to make up for it.
All we really need is a backyard alley,because we would beat King of the Hill's "yup"....."ahuh"....in NO TIME.
Just imagine us for a moment:two woman standing with a beer bottle in their hand under the Rebel Flag (which hangs from my car port),5-10 screaming kids around us and all we have to say is "ARE YOU STILL TALKING?".....Yup......ahuh...."WELL STOP IT!"....nope....
Life is good,Hump Day kicks ass and making up for a lost Hump Day kicks even more ass!
Remains only one thing to ask:WHEN did this ever become a tradition here??
And I have to say this:the answer to the question "What do home-stay Moms do all day?Watching soaps?" is simple:NOT on HUMP DAY!On Hump Day we actually get OFF our asses,off the couch,turn off the TV,record the Soaps and get DRUNK!
Oh yeah!
That said:Have a nice weekend everyone!
April 22, 2005
PayPal Competition
Get yourself 25 bucks and me 5 bucks for pre-registering using this link:
GreenZap
Allright.....thanks Jim,but I am not giving you ALL of the credit.:-)
April 19, 2005
Let's remember
It's 10 years ago.Let's remember for a moment.I was in Holland at that time but I certainly will never forget the pictures.
Sadly,this bastard went to school with my sister-in-law.His picture is even in one of her year books.No one ever liked him,she said,he was weird,not right in the head.I guess he's proved her and others right.I don't think the term "sick" applies here....
OKC Honors 168 Moments of Silence
The 10th anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing