Flaptrap

Dear Denver Airport

I would like to thank you for the major laugh you provided my family with by announcing the search for Mr. Richard Pecker.
Now that's what I call customer service!

Back Home

So,we made it back home.Spokane is a boring,sleepy,old,little town.Granted,the scenery is AWESOME as well as the climate.However,turning up the local heat would be appreciated.The wedding ceremony was short and sweet,the church very,very weird but then again:our ENTIRE family,extended included is weird.Very funny bunch of people,lots of fun,you never have to watch your mouth or habits,there was no age-limit to beverage or smoke and ALL of the teenage kids were so great,some locals here in GA should take a piece of that to heart.All in all we had a GREAT time.
We also met with one of Jim's blog friends (Margie) which was great.She and her hubby and son are a funny bunch.
I also flew to Seattle for one day to meet with my friend Sam,which was absolutely cool.We had a great time bar hopping at 11 am and the aquarium was a real hit.Seattle is cool.I loved it and I want to go back there.But I think Seattle REALLY needs to open earlier.There side walks are down till noon in the tourist areas,which makes hungry people very,very irritated!Unless you thrive on coffee of course which seems to be what at least 90% of WA state seems to do.
They also need to get COKE and stop serving that nasty Pepsi shit.Seriously,in all the time there I managed to find just ONE establishment that served/sold Coke!How rude.
The condensed version of this here story:
I want to go back.But not to Spokane.Noway,unless I have a reason to (maybe to see the extended family once in a blue moon).But I want to go back to Seattle as well as further up state.
Until then you hippies in WA state:
Rock on!

We made it!

Yes,we are in Spokane.
Bohoo,thats all I have to say....bohooo.......
Not that bad but....well,I want to go back to WARM Georgia!!

Where will all the Soldiers go?

There will be many bases closed all over the US.A bunch in Georgia.

That sux.Especially because it includes the Navy.SNIFF!!!!!!!!!!
Take the Marines but leave me the Navy.You can't take the Squids and Sailor Boys away from us women!

I object.This calls for female protest.

I am a Rebel

I like the rebel flag.And unlike some of our black fellow citizens believe,I do not like it because I hate them (maybe I just hate those that are just so full of shit?) or because I am having orgasms thinking about the almighty slavery.In fact,I am 1st generation from Germany and can GUARANTEE you neither me nor anyone in my family has EVER been a plantation owner/slave keeper.And if they would have been then how the hell does that make me at fault?Anyways,I like the rebel flag because it is COOL,because I live in the South and it belongs here,because it is part of Georgia but mostly because I JUST LIKE IT!It has no other meaning to me then that it is COOL and fits my rebellious personality.I have my share of prejudism,I admit that but that doesn't have anything to do with WHY I have a rebel flag on my car and house.It does however work for keeping away certain homeboys,for some reason they think you might get a rifle and go shot them,because after all,you hate all blacks because you have a rebel flag.
I just have one thing to say:GET A LIFE!
I always have and always will be rebelling against this entire bullshit of society.
That said,here is my pride and joy:

Spokane

I am forced to go to Spokane!
Really,PAY ME!I think I deserve to get paid for that.....
(PayPal button on right upper site).

You can't honestly blame a person for thinking that way now,can you?

Freecycle......oh yeah!

Lets see......a friend of mine has had about as enough of his local Freecycle as I have of mine.He actually posted part of my rant on his group and got in trouble for it.But one of the best responses was this one:

"It is too bad that both these people can not just see Freecycling from
the
point of view that so many of us share: It is a way to give things away that we no longer want or need to others who desire these things. It is a way to celebrate abundance. Of course, this is just my personal Freecycle opinion/attitude, which would be of absolutely no interest to the blogger, no doubt, as it does not coincide with his narrow view of things!
*name withheld*"

I am laughing..."..to celebrate abundance".....what a bunch of crap!
"...this is just my personal Freecycle opinion/attitude, which would be of absolutely no interest to the blogger..."
Dude,that's why I am blogging on it because all your personal opinions and attitudes SUCK ASS!
"..as it does not coincide with his narrow view of things".......OK......I don't think there is a MORE open minded person then ME.
But thats just my personal opinion/attitude which of course,would be of absolute no interest to the Free-cycler.

I also have a little tip:
there are MORE and OTHER ways to give things away we no longer want/need.It's called charity etc.,rather then to assholes who take advantage of FREE stuff,sell it (after telling lies and sob stories about HOW MUCH they NEEDED the stuff) and fuck people over where they can.
On the Gwinnett group it has been the case that people actually STOLE stuff from the givers house and/or damaged property.
WAY TO GO FREECYCLER'S of America!

Amen!

Totally Fucked Up!

Another Blogger has been fired because of blogging.
Yeah you hear me.There is no such thing as freedom of speech.Corporate America just took away another persons freedom.
Anyways....go ahead and visit
8ZERO8
and don't forget to click on his Google adds,he's got mouths to feed ya know...

Back on popular demand:Today on Freecycle

Yup,its back.Some asked me to start posting on it again.
The question is:WHERE am I going to start??
Lets just say some people can absolutely NOT read,or they just DON'T read.The guy I got the gas BBQ from last year,just received and email from some free-cycler asking if he still has the BBQ.Dude,check the date!Its almost a YEAR ago!Geeezzz....
That....and boy.....the wanted posts are starting to get ridiculous at times again.Someone wants a canoe,another one a utility trailer...on other groups food has been posted and NAIL CLIPPERS!TOE NAIL CLIPPERS!
Yesterday someone posted expired Nicorette Gum.Great...

A lady I am communicating with lately works in the mental health care and said the following:

"I'm sure that eventually the DSM-IV will come up with a list of symptoms for the diagnosis of free-cycling addiction.
1. Greed.
2. Self-centeredness
3. Righteousness
4. Self-servitude"

I can only agree with her!!

I made a list

of things that my kids have destroyed in the past years.We are at about 20,000 Dollars per child now.
Pay-Back will be a BITCH!
I am thinking of suing them all for damages,pain and suffering.

Kids are so stupid!

At least mine are.
A few weeks ago they went into the living room in the morning (where they are not allowed),took my digital camera and played with it.Of course,neither one of the three admitted guilt.So,when I took out the memory card the other day to put it into the reader,guess what?The evidence was right there!There are only two people in this house who wear footsie-jammies with baseballs on them:Bacon and Burger.My advise to those two would be:
if you REALLY think you need to play with my camera and then lie about it or blame it on your brother,then AT LEAST DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR FEET!Duuhhhhh!
Honestly,HOW stupid do these kids think WE are???????
Same thing happened BTW yesterday again..........